You are now entering the world of The King Pins...
Honolulu's hottest retro rock band.
Keep your hands where we can see them and remember,
even though you can't see us, we can see you . .
One false move and its curtains for you . . .
We'll rub you out . . .
We'll fit you with a pair of cement overshoes . . .
However, if you wish to visit the band in peace,
check your tommy guns and switchblades at the door,
put on your trench coat, fedora, and bowling shoes, and . .